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Tina the Trollop Part 2.3
And the saga continues...
Could this be Tina...God I hope not.... That would be 6 months worth of heavy drinking and drugging to explain!!! |
The one truth in life to withstand
the trials and tribulations of time, through and through again… a quintessential
fact like 2+2=4, that prostitution is the oldest profession, or as elementary
as God doesn’t understand Mormons. If a
man has a crazy story to tell, by definition, he has thousands more long forgotten,
and beleaguered by total embarrassment, yet should the narrator take a moment
to humble him-self, and remove his shortcomings and defects of character… (Oh
sorry, I thought I was at an AA meeting for a second…as I was saying), REMOVE
HIMSELF FROM HIS EGO; the hilarious tale becomes an epic saga, or rather a
string of tales, thus becoming a work of colorful art.
To exclude a man who’s first
impressions leaves you remembering a pit-bull Mexican who looks kind of like Abraham
Lincoln, and is so drunk, he’s pissing in plastic tree, in the bathroom, right
next to urinal, and talking to himself about savagely fornicating with an
entire female bloodline, transcending generational gaps and boundaries, possibly starting
as young as sixteen, definitely passing the age of 60, would be like leaving out the color
blue from the sky, in a 10 year old's painting…
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