The Graduate Actor |
The “graduate” actor is often portrayed as a hip cool guy who just wasn’t sure what he wanted to do after high school (as opposed to a hip cool guy who wasn’t sure WHO he wanted to get HIGH with after school). The schools they promote often are skilled labor schools like for welding or masonry. This cool guy is going on about college, broad casted from his driver’s seat in his beat up Chevy Nova in a dark ally way at night time. If you squint your eyes, you can see 4 guys mugging a baby in the background.
The actor never talks about how awesome his experience was at school. He doesn’t mention what he’s doing now with his degree, or even mention what he studied. All (he) they say is “PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE AND CALL YOU LAZY ASSHOLE!! YOU AIN'T DOING SHIT WITH YOUR LIFE CEP COLLECTIN G.R. OR SSI, SO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON ME INSTEAD...SO WHAT CHA WAITN FOR? PICK UP THE PHONE!!!”. During the closing scene, the actor pulls out a grip of one dollar bills and flashes them on the screen.
If this commercial features a woman, she is
typically fat and ugly, portrayed as a single mom (well probably just
single), and is usually advertising for a nursing school. She
is usually walking alone on a bridge somewhere in slow motion, the
camera fades out and fades back in, this time showing her stressed
out and yelling at her 12 kids and-or siblings (If you squint
your eyes during the scene where she is walking on the bridge, you
can see one of her fellow class mates attempting suicide by hanging
herself, that is until the bridge collapses underneath the combined
weight of the two fat women, and the weight of all the bullshit that
they are trying to feed us).